Dumbest Harley Davidson licensed product?

Kinja'd!!! "Pixel" (Improbcat)
11/23/2016 at 14:01 • Filed to: None

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I was having a conversation with a co-worker about Harley being willing to slap their brand on any piece of junk that might make a buck. So what is the dumbest or most brand-diluting thing you can find that Harley licensed their name/logo/etc. for?

To make it fair it has to be actually licensed, no hand-made weirdness here.

My quick find was the Harley train set. Because nothing says “motorcycling on the open road” like a cheap plastic replica of a multi-ton cargo train running on rails.

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:05

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The Ford F-150.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:08

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Safety equipment
http://www.brandedproducts.com/Harley-Davidson/Safety-Wear/

Christmas decorations (this one stands out to me)

http://www.harley-davidson.com/store/biker-nutcracker


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > LongbowMkII
11/23/2016 at 14:09

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BUT HEY IF IT AINT BROKE DON’T HURBLABUBFUAIVBFEOAJBKVBLEC MARSHALL TUCKER BAND


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:10

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Wow. That makes about as much sense as a Ferrari skateboard.

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Oh no, Ferrari. Tell me you didn’t... https://www.amazon.com/Ferrari-Skateboard-Kids-Teens-Fish/dp/B012P43SCK *sigh*


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:12

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Does a boat count?

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*Sorry for the terrible pic.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:13

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Some motorcycle that hasn’t been updated since the 1970s...


Kinja'd!!! Batman the Horse > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:17

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GET YER HARLEY OH DAY TURLET!


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:21

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These are pretty ridiculous but very blingy.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 14:26

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I think at one time I saw a Harley-Davidson licensed Barbie. Did a double take on that one...


Kinja'd!!! Pixel > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2016 at 14:27

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Wow. That nutcracker is ...special.


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > Batman the Horse
11/23/2016 at 14:44

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So what does it smell like? I’m guessing cigarettes, bourbon, and patchouli.


Kinja'd!!! Batman the Horse > just-a-scratch
11/23/2016 at 14:45

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The underwear of a 300 pound man who hasn’t showered in many, many days.


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > LongbowMkII
11/23/2016 at 15:55

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I happen to love the Harley F-150's, granted it’s not because of the Harley parts, just that they’re nicely tarted up F-150's, if they removed all of the Harley emblems I would still love them.


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
11/23/2016 at 15:55

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That nutcracker is ridiculous and I want one.


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 16:00

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The AMF/Harley Davidson golf cart is the worst thing they ever put their name on in my opinion. All the little trinkets and do-dads are still odd, but they’re “lifestyle” items. The golf cart was just AMF trying to make a buck by slapping the Harley name on it. At least the trinkets and do-dads are Harley colors, or have the emblem, or portray the stereotypical biker, but the golf cart was just a basic 3 wheeled white cart with a Harley emblem on it (and not even the classic one). Nothing about it says “Harley Davidson”.

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Kinja'd!!! Berang > Pixel
11/23/2016 at 18:19

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Probably the motorcycles.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Pixel
12/01/2016 at 17:05

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I forgot to check for this the other day, the one thing the other replies missed:

http://jalopnik.com/5175919/international-lonestar-harley-davidson-special-edition-a-truck-for-real-men

It’s absolutely the single most expensive licensed item, and probably one of the normal silliest as well.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Pixel
12/06/2016 at 14:30

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well it ain’t that unusual for someone to be all dressed in leather to nuts in their mouths.

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